Can’t Brush That Off

(I’m in my bed and my cat is there with me, loafing. My sister comes in and we chat, and she starts petting my cat… hard.)

Me: “Don’t be so rough!”

Sister: *scratching his face* “He likes it!”

Cat: *purrs*

Me: “Yeah, well, I’d go wash my hands after. I saw him rubbing his face on the toilet brush earlier, so…”

Sister: “EW!” *goes immediately to wash her hands*

(At least she never tried to pet him again.)