I Can’t Believe They Can’t Believe

, , , | Right | February 19, 2018

(I am a clerk stocking in the dairy department of a grocery store. I notice a customer has been staring at the butter section for at least ten minutes. I approach him to offer assistance.)

Me: “Do you need help with anything?”

Customer: *holds up a tub of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter,” completely serious* “Yeah… Is this butter?”

Me: “Nope, it sure isn’t.”

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