Can’t Accept Your Sage Advice

| Right | December 15, 2015

(I work in a store that sells goods for the home. It’s near closing time and I’m cleaning up the bedding.)

Customer: “Sweety, I hope you aren’t too busy, but I’m actually colorblind, and I really need some queen-size sheets in a sage green for my guest bedroom.”

Me: “Sure, no problem.” *picks up a sage green sheet set* “The are quite nice, and a high thread count.”

Customer: “No, no, no. That won’t do at all. They have to be SAGE Green.”

Me: “But… they are.”

Customer: “No, I can tell. Those aren’t sage green.”

(I am, by this point, completely perplexed. As she continues to deny every sage green sheet set I show her is actually sage green.)

Me: “Well, I do apologize, ma’am, but we don’t seem to have any sage green sheets in stock at the moment.”

Customer: “Well, this was a waste of time”

Me: *under my breath* “I know the feeling…”

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