Cannot Beliebe You Almost Did That

(I am in my bedroom reading when my dad walks in holding a t-shirt backwards. He sells tickets to get extra money, and often gets t-shirts from bands and singers as he is part of a lot of fan clubs.)

Dad: “Do you want this shirt?”

Me: “Sure? Who’s it from?”

Dad: “Doesn’t matter. If you want this shirt, you have to promise you’ll wear it tomorrow. If not, I’ll give it to [Brother].”

Me: “Uhhh… ermmmmm… nnnnnno?”

(My dad then turns the shirt around. It has a picture of Justin Bieber.)

Me: “Oh, THANK GOD!”