Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 4

| Romantic | June 27, 2012

(I’ve been a little sick of late, which has had some unpleasant effects. I have just left the bathroom when my boyfriend approaches me, wraps his arms around me and gazes deep into my eyes.)

Boyfriend: “Honey…”

Me: “Yes?”

Boyfriend: “My beloved, my shining light, my precious summer flower…”

Me: “Uh… yes?”

Boyfriend: “Darling. I love you, but I could smell that from downstairs.”

(He hands me the air freshener can he has been holding behind my back.)


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