Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 19

| Romantic | June 15, 2016

(I have a slightly upset stomach.)

Me: *farts*

Wife: *while gagging* “Oh, my god, that’s disgusting. Was that you?”

Me: *still half asleep* “Hashtag sorrynotsorry”

Wife: “Did you actually just verbally say hashtag?”

Me: “Yep, but if it’s any consolation, I think I may have just hashtagged my boxers as well…”


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