Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 18

| Romantic | March 9, 2016

(I’m standing in the kitchen, doing the dishes. My boyfriend comes into the kitchen, opens the door, and it makes a very specific squeaking sound. I turn to stare at him.)

Me: “I thought you farted…”

Boyfriend: “[My Name]!”

Me: “What? What was I supposed to think? It’s quite reasonable.”

Boyfriend: “’Reasonable’ my a**.”

Me: “Well, yeah.”


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