Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 18
(I’m standing in the kitchen, doing the dishes. My boyfriend comes into the kitchen, opens the door, and it makes a very specific squeaking sound. I turn to stare at him.)
Me: “I thought you farted…”
Boyfriend: “[My Name]!”
Me: “What? What was I supposed to think? It’s quite reasonable.”
Boyfriend: “’Reasonable’ my a**.”
Me: “Well, yeah.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
