Can You Smell The Love Tonight, Part 17

(I’m reading an article that was posted on Facebook by a friend:)

Me: “Hey, honey, you’ve been helping defend me against cancer!”

Husband: “How?”

Me: “This study says that smelling farts can help prevent cancer!”

Husband: “I told you about that article ages ago. And then you wouldn’t let me fart on you. I was just looking out for your health!”

Me: “With your farts? I’ll go blind from the smell before I get cancer.”