Can You Hear The Love Tonight?
(My husband passes me in the kitchen while I’m drinking a beer.)
Husband: “I love your butt.”
Me: “What, just my butt?”
Husband: “No, I love more than just your butt! I love all of you!”
(I belch loudly.)
Husband: “…Never mind, I’m going to stick with just your butt.”
Me: *cheerfully* “Nope, sorry, that makes noise too!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
