Needs To Readdress The Valentines Situation

(My girlfriend was going to be away on Valentine’s Day, visiting a friend, so I send a card to her friend’s house. She phones me that evening…)

Girlfriend: “That was so romantic, but you’ve not made [Friend] very happy!”

Me: “Why?”

Girlfriend: “She said: ‘the first time a Valentine’s card comes to this house, and it’s for you!'”