Can Bi A Lot With That Money

(My best friend is bisexual and I’m asexual. We’re both girls and incredibly close. We’ve been mistaken for a couple a few times but have no romantic interest in each other. We’ve never come out to anyone but each other and we thought it was time to tell another one of our friends.)

Best Friend: “I have something to tell you.”

Other Friend: “Is it that you’re a lesbian? F***, now I owe your sister thirty bucks!”

Best Friend: “Well, actually, I’m bi.”

Other Friend: “Yes! She owes me thirty bucks! Wait, [My Name] isn’t a lesbian, is she?”

Me: “No, asexual.”

Other Friend: “YOUR MOM OWES ME THIRTY BUCKS, TOO! This is the best day ever!”

(I didn’t know what to be more shocked about: the fact that she knew us both so well, or that both my best friend’s and my family were betting on our sexuality!)

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