What Came First, The Chicken Or The Hardware Store?
Customer: “When did you stop selling fried chicken?”
Me: “Excuse me?” *thinking didn’t hear him correctly*
Customer: “When did you stop selling fried chicken? I know I bought it here.”
Me: “We have never sold fried chicken here; this is a hardware store.”
Customer: “I know, but you use to sell the best fried chicken. I know it’s been a few years, but it was the best.”
Me: “I am sorry, but I have worked here since we opened ten years ago; we have never sold chicken, fried or otherwise.”
Customer: *walks off muttering about how great our chicken was and why we stopped selling it*
Me: *to the manager* “What are we pumping into the air today?”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!