Calories Hate This One Weird Trick…

Customer: “Can I get [meal] but with the fried chicken, not the grilled. I’m on a diet.”

I think I did the Spock eyebrow raise, but I didn’t say anything.

Me: “Yes, ma’am.”

Customer: “I heard the frying evaporates the fat.”

Me: “Where did you hear that, ma’am?”

Customer: “On YouTube. The guy saying it was wearing a lab coat, so he knew what he was talking about.”

I again don’t say anything and just get the customer what she wants. When I tell a coworker about it later:

Coworker: “Ah, yes. Peer reviewed by the comments, so you know it’s extra true…”