Calling It A** I See It
Hardware Store | Right
| September 19, 2012
(I’m just getting over a bad case of poison ivy when this happens. I’m called over by a middle-aged man.)
Customer: “Hey, ugly! Can you help me?”
Coworker: “What did you call her?!”
Customer: “What she is.” *to me* “Can you help me?”
Me: “Sure, moron.”
Customer: “What did you call me?!”
Me: “What you are.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.