Calling B.S. On Your B.S.
Me: “Thank you for calling [University]. What can I help you with today?”
Caller: “Yes, hi. I would like to know how to be an alumni. Like, how do I get the alumni membership of this university?”
Me: “Well, ma’am, have you graduated from our university?”
Caller: “No.”
Me: “So you are still attending this university at the moment?”
Caller: “No. I just want the benefits. I can get money off of my insurance, but I need you to make me an alumni officially.”
Me: “Have you ever attended our university?”
Caller: *impatient* “No! Can you just tell me how to do this?”
Me: “Well, an alumni is someone who has graduated with an actual degree from the university. You cannot be an alumni unless you have graduated with a degree.”
Caller: *silent*
Me: “One of our degrees.”
Caller: *still silent*
Me: “Only graduates from our university can have our alumni benefits.”
Caller: “What?!”
Me: “You can’t be an alumni and have those benefits without graduating from here.”
Caller: “What? I just want it for insurance. How come you can’t understand this?!”
(This went on for another fifteen minutes before she gave up!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?