Caller On Line (Number) Two
Me: ”Thank you for calling [store]. This is Ella. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I need [muddled].”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. I can’t really hear you.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “I said I can’t hear you too well.”
Customer: “Oh, god d*** it! Hang on!”
(There is a lot of grunting, a fart, and then the toilet flushes)
Customer: “Can you hear me now?!”