Call… The… Police!
Bizarre, Editors' Choice, Grocery Store, Impossible Demands, Movies & TV, Revolting, USA | Right
| June 16, 2022
A customer comes up to me at the meat counter.
Customer: “Hey, man. Can I ask you something?”
Me: “Sure!”
Customer: “You see that movie, Human Centipede?”
Me: “Uh… no.”
Customer: “It’s about this guy who takes people and puts them—”
Me: “I know what it’s about! What was your question?”
Customer: “Well, I wanted to do that to chickens. How would I do that?”
Me: “These chickens are dead, right?”
Customer: “Do they have to be?”
