Call Of Duty: Misogynist Warfare, Part 3

| Marion, IN, USA | Working | July 8, 2013

Cashier: “Hey, you lost?”

Me: “No, I’m not, but I do have a question for you.”

Cashier: “Look girly, this isn’t a beauty salon.”

Me: “Uh yeah I know that; thanks. I want to pre order COD: Ghosts and Diablo 3 on the PS3.”

Cashier: “You don’t need that. I bet you don’t even know what a PS3 is. Stupid prep trying to act like she knows anything!”

Me: “Look, I don’t need your crap. Get me a manager.”

Cashier: “Fine, but he’s going to tell you the same thing.”

(The manager standing behind him turns around and looks at me and grins.)

Manager: “So you think you’re a gamer, huh? How cute. We don’t have any girl games, sorry.”

Me: “Oh my freaking God. I just want to pre-order two games. How hard is that? Do I really have to prove to you that I’m a gamer?”

Manager: “Sweetie, you don’t have to do anything, but admit that you don’t even know how to play the game you want.”

Me: “So, for me to be a gamer, I have to have a d***? Screw this. My K/D is 1.82. Black Ops 2. I also happen to be pretty good on Mob Of The Dead. I think I’ll go to another store. I hope you figure out there are girl gamers, since you just met one!”

(Fortunately, I was able to preorder at a different store.)


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