Call Of Duty For The Mushroom Kingdom

| Right | July 19, 2017

(A customer walks in with her three kids.)

Customer: “My one kid wants a shooting game like Call of Duty, but that’s rated for older kids. What’s a fun game for little kids?”

Me: “I recommend any of the Mario games; they’re all generally highly rated and well-liked by children and adults.”

Customer: “Well do you have any Mario games with fighting or shooting?”

Me:Super Smash Bros. is a fighting game with a lot of cartoon characters from Mario as well as other series. It’s a game your children could play together.”

(Customer suddenly sees a “Wario” title for the Wii.)

Customer: “Wait, I want that. It’s Mario and war; it’s perfect.”

Me: “Umm, ma’am, that game, while fun, might not be what you are looking for. The ‘War’ in ‘Wario’ doesn’t actually have anything to do with war.”

Customer: “That can’t possibly be right; ring me up, please.”

Me: “…”

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