Cala-manly

(My husband orders a calamari dish in a Korean restaurant and encourages me and our 10-year-old to try some.)

Husband: “Oooooo, look, tentacles!” *holds up a piece* “[Daughter] are you sure you don’t want to try some?”

Daughter: “I’m sure. I don’t eat anything with testicles.”

Me: “Ummm, TENTacles. And besides you do… Some cows, some chickens, any male animal.”

Daughter: “Tentacles. I don’t eat anything with tentacles. I don’t know why I said that.”

Me: “Maybe because you’re doing sex-ed in school this week?”

Daughter: “That must be it.”