Byte-eous Retribution
(A woman is buying a World War 2-based game for her child’s birthday.)
Me: “Okay, so, I’ve heard good things about this one, but just so you know, it is rated Mature. That’s like an R rating.”
Customer: “Oh, wait. Really? Why?”
Me: “This one’s got some foul language, but it’s mostly the violence and blood, I’m sure.”
Customer: “Violence? Like, killing people? He’s only turning 12.”
Me: “Well, yeah. It’s WW2. So it’s a lot of Nazi killing.”
Customer: “Oh, just Nazis? You can’t kill anyone else?”
Me: “Not as far as I know.”
Customer: “That’s fine, then. I’ll take it.”