By Then It Won’t Be So Modern

Customer: “Do you have Modern Warfare 2?”

Me: “No, sorry, sir. We only sell pre-owned games.”

Customer: “So, it’s out of stock right now?”

Me: “No, sir. Since the game only came out yesterday we won’t have it in unless someone decides they don’t want it.”

Customer: “So, you don’t have it?”

Me: “No, sir.”

Customer: “When will you have it?”

Me: “In about two years.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll come back then.”