By Then It Won’t Be So Modern
Customer: “Do you have Modern Warfare 2?”
Me: “No, sorry, sir. We only sell pre-owned games.”
Customer: “So, it’s out of stock right now?”
Me: “No, sir. Since the game only came out yesterday we won’t have it in unless someone decides they don’t want it.”
Customer: “So, you don’t have it?”
Me: “No, sir.”
Customer: “When will you have it?”
Me: “In about two years.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll come back then.”
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