By The Twelve!
(I play Final Fantasy XIV. Every day, I tell a coworker something I’m going to be doing or have done in the game. She doesn’t play video games, so usually I leave things vague, or show a picture of a boss fight I’m doing. Occasionally I like to throw out a comment so vague, that she thinks I’m doing something in real life. Here are a few examples.)
Story #1:
Me: “I need to punch a moogle–” *a cute creature that is considered one of the two mascots for the entire series* “–in the face.”
Coworker: “What’s a moogle?”
(I show her a picture of the moogle boss I’m fighting.)
Coworker: “It’s cute! Don’t kill it!”
Me: “It’ll destroy the world if I don’t.”
Coworker: “Then let it destroy the world!”
Story #2:
Me: “I need to take down an old man.” *referring to a lightning-themed boss with a long beard*
Coworker: “You should respect the elderly!”
Me: “To be fair, I tried to be peaceful, but he challenged me.”
Coworker: “Don’t hit old people!”
Story #3:
Me: “Is it time to go home yet? I have to get an apartment.”
Coworker: *stares at me in shock* “You’re finally moving out of your parent’s basement and putting yourself in the real world?”
Me: “No, they’re bringing the servers up just after I get off, and they’re adding apartment housing.”
Coworker: “I was getting my hopes up that you were finally going to do something to change your life!”
Me: “You should know me better than that.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?