By Jove, I Think He’s Figured It Out

Me: “Hey there, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to know the nine types of lemonade you have.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we only have ONE kind of lemonade and we’re out of it.”

Customer: “Okay, but what are your nine different types?”

Me: “Sir, I don’t think you understand. We only have one kind of lemonade and we’re currently out of it.”

Customer: “Okay.”

(The customer walks away, only to come back five minutes later.)

Customer: “If I ask you the same question from earlier, you’re still going to give me the same answer, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yes…”