By Doing Nothing, The Problem Solves Itself
I work in a call centre for a company that sends out collectible subscriptions like DVD sets and magazines.
Customer: *on the phone* “I’m turning you in for mail fraud! I don’t want any more of your stuff!”
Me: *checking* “Okay, you were already taken off the list a few weeks ago.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t want your magazine!”
Me: “I’ll need to transfer you to the magazine department so they can cancel that for you.”
Customer: “I don’t get the magazine!”
Me: “So you’re only getting DVDs, then?
Customer: “I haven’t gotten any DVDs!”
Me: “So… what are you getting from us?”
Customer: “Nothing!”
Me: “Okay… then I guess you’re all set…”
Customer: “Okay!” *hangs up*
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