By And Large, This Employee Has A Small Mind

(I’m ordering lunch at a drive-thru.)

Staff: “Hi, welcome to [restaurant]. Please place your order when you’re ready.”

Me: “Could I please just get a medium chips?”

Staff: “We only do small, regular or large.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Staff: “We only do small, regular or large.”

Me: “…Regular, then.”