By And Large, This Employee Has A Small Mind
(I’m ordering lunch at a drive-thru.)
Staff: “Hi, welcome to [restaurant]. Please place your order when you’re ready.”
Me: “Could I please just get a medium chips?”
Staff: “We only do small, regular or large.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Staff: “We only do small, regular or large.”
Me: “…Regular, then.”