Buy One, Get Two Idiots

, , , , , | Right | December 7, 2018

(We run buy-one-get-one-half-off, and buy-one-get-one-for-a-dollar sales.)

Customer: “If I buy one at $9.99, I get the $19.99 one half-price, right?”

Me: “Where are you getting that deal?”

Customer: “Nowhere.”

Me: “Okay. If you find that deal somewhere, you come back and tell me. Promise?”

Customer: “Okay!”

(The customer picks out two pieces for the BOGO $1 sale that are the same price.)

Customer: “Which one will be a $1?”

Me: “They’re the same price.”

Customer: “Yeah, so which one do I get for $1?”

Me: *blinks* “Whichever one you want.”

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