Buy One Euphemism, Get The Second One Free
(I’m a rather busty female and I work in a grocery store. An elderly man walks up to my register with his cart.)
Customer: “Well, I see you got new jugs!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “New jugs. I quite like ’em. Better grip. Oh, yeah, much better grip.”
Me: *stares wide-eyed*
Customer: *places two bottles of prune juice on the counter*
Me: *relieved* “Oh, yes. They redid the bottles on those. New jugs.”
Customer: “Mmmm. Prune juice. I quite like it. Keeps me regular.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.