Buy Bye
(It’s a slow day. The only customer is at the box office while I wait at concessions.)
Customer: “Where can I get a bottle of water?”
Coworker: *gesturing to me* “You can buy water at the concession stand right over there.”
(The customer walks up to my stand, grabs a bottle of water from the cooler, and walks towards the theater, ignoring me.)
Me: “Uh, sir?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Did you want to purchase that water you just grabbed? I can help you right over at this register.”
Customer: “Oh, the girl over there said I could take one.”
Me: “Sir, I’m going to need you to pay for the water.”
Customer: “But the girl said I could take one.”
Me: “The bottles of water are not free, sir.”
Customer: “But the girl said I could take one!”
Coworker: “Sir, I said you could buy one.”
Customer: “YOU NEVER SAID I HAD TO PAY FOR IT!”
(He slams the bottle back into the cooler and practically stomps his way into the theater.)
Coworker: “Wouldn’t the word ‘buy’ have the implication he needed to pay for it?”
Me: “And people wonder why I’ve lost faith in humanity…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.