Buuuurn
(A man shoves himself to the front of a long line of people.)
Me: “Sir, I’m afraid you’re going to have to go to the back of the line.”
Customer: “NO! I’m the Messiah!”
Me: “Wow. The Jews are in for a BIG disappointment.”
(He stood there for a second and shuffled to the back of the line.)
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