Butthead, The Incontinence Years
(I notice a customer is standing in front of a freezer. After remaining there for several minutes, I get concerned.)
Me: “Sir, can I help you?”
(At this point, I notice that he’s urinated in the freezer. The customer turns around, zips up his fly, and then pulls his shirt over his head.)
Customer: “I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR ME BUNGHOLE!” *runs away*
Coworker: “They don’t pay us enough for this.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?