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Butching About You

| Romantic | June 9, 2015


(My fiancée and I are both women, but while she is very feminine, I am very masculine. Today, she has gotten a haircut and dye job done, and she is very happy with it.)

Me: “Have you taken a picture of you with your new haircut for Instagram?”

Fiancée: “No, not yet.”

Me: “Well, you should. Because that’s what you do. You’re a basic b****.”

Fiancée: “Yeah, I know.”

Me: “I can’t be a basic b****, though. I’m too masculine.”

Fiancée: “That’s true. You can’t be.”

Me: “So what would you call me, then?”

Fiancée: “A basic butch.”

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