But It’s Cherry Coloured!
Customer: “Can this paint be eaten?”
Me: “No. It is not safe for consumption.”
Customer: “So I can’t give it to my daughter as a treat?”
Me: “No…”
Customer: “[HUSBAND]! SHE CAN’T HAVE IT! PUT IT ALL BACK. WE’LL GET HER AN ICE CREAM AND THAT GLUE SHE LIKES INSTEAD!” *to me* “Thank you so much for the help.”
(Her husband appeared for a few seconds with several litres of paint in a trolley. He didn’t look impressed.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?