But In The Breast Way Possible, Part 2

(My girlfriend and I (also female) are having a playful competition over instant messaging as to who can give the nicest compliment. Note: I have quite small breasts.)

Me: “Your laugh is so cute.”

Girlfriend: “Thanks, love. Your everything is cute.”

Me: “Your face is so cute. I win.”

Girlfriend: “Nah, I win because I have you.”

Me: “I am the booby prize.” *looks down my top* “Although I’m not very booby, to be fair.”