But Does She Sparkle?

I’m thirteen and we’re having a Halloween party. I’m sitting in my room with three friends when my older sister knocks and enters.

Sister: “Mum’s going to make garlic bread. How many want some?”

Me, Friend #1, & Friend #2: “Yes, please.”

Sister: “[Friend #3]?”

Friend #3: “Oh, no, I’m allergic.”

We all look at [Friend #3] in confusion, as she’s known for scarfing all the garlic bread. Having gained the attention of the room, she gestures to her costume.

Friend #3: “Obviously.”

She was dressed as a vampire.

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