Herbivorous And Hilarious

(I am no older than three or four. Like many young boys, I am absolutely enthralled with dinosaurs. Mom and Dad have me in the grocery cart’s seat.)

Dad: “Hang tight, bud. I’m going to get something over here while your mom gets her stuff.”

(Dad looks away from me for about a minute, and just as he turns around my Mom is rounding the corner from another aisle.)

Dad: “[My Name]! What are you doing?!”

(Cue picture of a young me, arms behind my back, face-first in the biggest broccoli stalk I could find and munching away with no hands!)

Me: “Dad, it’s okay! I’m a leaf-eating dinosaur!”

Dad: “Ooohhh… Okay…” *picks up broccoli*

(Mom tried not to lose it and had to leave the aisle again so she could crack up in peace.)