Business Before Pleasure

(My boyfriend and I are hanging out, playing video games in our underwear. While I’m picking the next round, he starts to get rather touchy.)

Me: “‘Scuse you. I’m trying to pick here.”

Boyfriend: “Hey, I’m just minding my own business.”

Me: *look down at the hand getting rather personal between my legs* “That’s your business, huh?”

Boyfriend: *grinning broadly* “And business is good!”