Burst Your Scantron Bubble
(It’s my senior year of high school, and finals month. I’m at my aunt’s house, having dinner.)
Aunt: “So, what did you learn in school today?”
Me: “Ugh. That three hundred Scantron bubbles are way too many.”
Aunt: “Did you say Scantron?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Aunt: “THOSE F***ERS STILL USE THAT S***?! It was old when I was in school!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?