Burst My Bubble Butt

(I am getting ready for bed, while my fiancé is lying on the bed and watching me. I bend over to pick up my pyjama pants from the floor.)

Fiancé: “I like your butt.”

Me: “Aw, thank you, baby. I like your butt, too!”

Fiancé: “No, my butt is fat!”

(A moment passes.)

Fiancé: “You know, when I look at your butt, I feel a lot better.”