Burrito No-No

(I take a friend to a combined chicken and mexican fast food place at about 11 pm. I get to the drive-thru speaker and am told:)

Employee: “[Chicken Fast Food Place] is closed. All you can get is [Mexican Fast Food].”

Me: “Okay, that’s all we want. I want a [Type of Burrito] and a soft taco.”

Employee: “I’m sorry, ma’am. All we have are tacos and burritos, but if you would like we can give you a $5 dollar discount on some of the chicken we have left.”

Me: “No, thank you.” *repeat that all I want is a Type of Burrito and a soft taco*

(It goes quiet and a manager comes on.)

Manager: “I’m sorry but we can only do tacos and burritos.”

Me: “Okay, that’s all we want. I want a [Type of Burrito] and a soft taco.”

(Long pause.)

Manager: “I’m sorry, but we don’t have the ingredients to make what you want.”