Burning His Bridges

| Related | May 4, 2012

(My mom is outside doing yard-work in the nasty humid heat. She wants the rest of the family to come out and help her.)

Dad: “She’s out there in it, so we better be too.”

Me: “So, if Mom jumped off a bridge, we would all have to?”

Dad: “Hey, not if she jumps first!”

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