Bunny Hopping To The Next Holiday

It’s New Year’s Day, and our manager is waaaay too chipper and energized when opening the store this morning.

Manager: “Good morning, and Happy New Year, everyone! Today is a very special day. Today… we take down all the holiday decorations!”

Me: “Ugh, isn’t it bad enough the store is open today? It’s not like we’re going to get many customers.”

Manager: “Exactly! That’s why it’s the perfect day to take down the decorations, and… put up something else.”

All of our collective eyebrows raise at the mention of ‘something else’.”

Coworker: “What do you mean?”

Manager: “Okay, so you’ll be split into teams! Team one, you’ll be putting up the Lunar New Year display. Team two, you got Valentines. Team three, Easter…”

Late-stage capitalism… yay.