Bundle Of… Feelings
Customer: “Hey, stranger!”
Me: “Hi! Do I know you?”
Customer: “We used to work together at [Grocery Store].”
Me: “Oh, I kind of recognize you now.”
Customer: “Yeah, I’m all grown up now. I’m about to have a baby and get married.”
Me: “Congratulations!”
Customer: “Yeah, I didn’t want any of this.”
Me: “Oh. That’s… Here’s your receipt.”
Customer: “Good to see you. Thanks!”
The customer leaves, and I look at my coworker.
Coworker: “Did I hear that right?”
Me: “Yes, yes, you did.”
Next Customer: “Oh, good, so it wasn’t just me. Poor kid.”






