Building A Punchline
(A close childhood friend of mine is going through some serious mental illness issues, and I’m still dealing with it. My fiancée and I are watching the DIY Network.)
Me: *unenthused* “Bob the builder…”
Fiancée: *super enthusiastic* “CAN WE FIX IT?!”
Me: “Bob the builder…?”
Fiancée: “YES WE CAN!”
Me: “Wha—”
Fiancée: “ONE MORE TIME!”
Me: “Bob the builder?”
Fiancée: “CAN WE FIX IT!?”
Me: “Bob the builder?”
Fiancée: “Nope, it’s f*****.”
(I start laughing uncontrollably. Apparently, this is her plan to make me stop dwelling on it so much!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
