Building A Home(less) Together

(My boyfriend and I are standing in a gazebo at a public park.)

Boyfriend: “I love you.”

Me: “I love you, too.”

(We kiss.)

Homeless Guy: *yelling from several yards away* “There’s a hotel across the street!”

Boyfriend: *to homeless guy* “Haha, er, thanks.” *to me* “I love you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

(He gets down on one knee and opens a ring box.)

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”

Me: *shocked* “…Yes!”

Homeless Guy: “Did I just witness a proposal? You have my blessing!”

Us: “Thanks!”

Homeless Guy: *walks away, then walks back* “You got a few dollars?”