Buckets Of Love
(My boyfriend and I recently brought home a new kitten we named Buckets. I often tease him that Buckets is definitely his son, as they can both be somewhat gassy. We are sitting in my car at the drive-in movie theater. My boyfriend looks over at me to see me making a scrunched-up focused face for reasons as of yet unknown to him.)
Boyfriend: “You’re a pretty lady.”
Me: *proudly* “I farted!”
Boyfriend: “…you’re a less pretty lady.”
Me: “Aww, Buckets farts all the time!”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, but Buckets is ADORABLE!”
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