Buck Eyed State Puts Mom In A Bug Eyed State

(I am out with my friend and my boyfriend. it’s close to midnight, so I’m texting my mom to let her know what’s going on. My friend tends to have some pretty crazy ideas a lot of the time.)

Me: “Hey Mom, we’re going to Ohio, then I’m driving [friend] and [Boyfriend] home.”

(Realizing my mistake I quickly text her back, in hopes she will see my second text right after the first.)

Me: “NO WAIT, IHOP! I MEANT IHOP!”

Mom: “YOU’RE GOING WHERE?! TAKE THOSE KEYS AWAY FROM HER RIGHT NOW, AND DON’T LET HER HAVE THEM! I’M CALLING BOTH OF THEIR PARENTS!”