Brush My Teeth In The Morning With A Bottle Of Jack

| Friendly | December 17, 2015

(Friend #2 has been apartment-sitting for Friend #1.)

Friend #1: “What did you do to my plant while I was gone?”

Friend #2: “Why? Is it dead?”

Friend #1: “No, it’s never looked so healthy.”

Friend #2: “I’ve been watering it with Jack Daniels.”

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