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Daughter: “What’s MRSA?”

Me: “It’s a kind of bacteria. It stands for Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus.”

(My daughter tries to repeat it, but has trouble pronouncing it.)

Me: “You sound like the Swedish Chef.”

(She then tries to say ‘Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus’ in a Swedish Chef voice.)

Me: “You actually pronounce it better as the Swedish Chef.”