A Stable Relationship
Husband: “Can you please move? I need to unplug the vacuum cleaner.”
(I’m a little slow getting up, and he starts trying to drag the armchair in which I’m sitting.)
Husband: “You’re as heavy as a horse!”
Me: *evil glare* “You know, it’s rude to tell someone who’s trying to lose weight that she’s as heavy as a horse.”
Husband: *hugs me* “A cute little Shetland pony?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.